Cacti Plants

Spiky, Sassy, and Impossible to Ignore

Cacti don’t beg for attention—they command it. These tough-as-nails plants have perfected the art of survival and style, thriving on neglect while looking like desert royalty. Whether they’re growing tall and proud or round and weird like alien beach balls, every cactus in this collection has a personality sharper than its spines.

From funky globular varieties that resemble nature’s idea of a joke, to tall columnar types that look like they could be extras in a cowboy movie, our cacti are the rebels of the plant world. Minimal effort, maximum attitude.

🛑 Warning: These plants don’t need cuddles. They need respect (and a sunny windowsill).

🌞 Bonus: Sun-worshippers by nature, they practically photosynthesize compliments.

Rare and unusual varieties go fast—because even cactus collectors get poked with FOMO.

👉 Adopt a cactus today and bring home a little slice of desert drama!

Carnivorous Plants

Nature’s Little Monsters—with Style

Tired of boring, passive houseplants that just sit there and photosynthesize? Enter carnivorous plants: the dramatic, bug-hunting superstars of the plant world. These are the thrill-seekers, the meat-eaters, the legit badasses of the botanical universe.

From snap-happy Venus Flytraps, to glittery Sundews that trap bugs with dewy death hugs, to elegant Pitcher Plants that lure in prey like botanical Bond villains—this collection is where creepy meets cool.

Perfect for plant collectors, science nerds, and anyone who’s ever fantasized about owning a living, bug-eating alien. They’re conversation starters. They’re bug bouncers. They’re weirdly beautiful. And yes—they are absolutely judging your other plants.

🧪 Bonus: Who needs pest spray when your plant is a tiny predator?

These leafy legends sell out fast—so grab yours before they feed on someone else’s bugs.

👉 Shop now and unleash your inner mad scientist with a killer plant collection!

Succulents

Chubby, Chill, and Totally Collectible

Succulents: the cool kids of the plant world. With their plump little leaves, wild variety of colors, and serious chill vibes, these plants are here to look cute, survive on almost nothing, and make your plant shelf feel like a desert dreamscape.

Whether you're into pastel pinks, deep purples, or perfectly symmetrical rosettes that look like they were made in Photoshop, our succulents are low-maintenance legends. They store water like tiny camels and thrive on sunlight, compliments, and just a spritz of neglect.

🌵 Bonus: Great for beginners, collectors, and people who accidentally forgot to water their last 3 plants (we see you, and we support you).

From chubby Echeverias to rare hybrids that’ll make your plant friends jealous, this collection has something for every level of succulent obsession.

Warning: You can’t stop at one. Seriously. It’s a lifestyle now.

👉 Start (or grow) your succulent squad today—your windowsill deserves it.

Air Plants

Floaty, Funky, and Totally Fuss-Free

Air plants are the rebels of the plant world—no soil, no pot, no problem. These quirky little wonders cling to life (literally) with just a bit of air, light, and the occasional mist. They’re like the houseguests you never have to clean up after... and they look amazing doing it.

With curly leaves, wild shapes, and the ability to perch just about anywhere, air plants bring a touch of magic to shelves, terrariums, driftwood, and even hanging glass bubbles. They're low-maintenance, high-style, and always up for a design experiment.

💨 Bonus: Perfect for forgetful waterers, plant-curious minimalists, and anyone who’s out of room but still wants “just one more.”

From petite Tillandsias to larger statement species, this collection has something for air plant newbies and hardcore collectors alike.

⚠️ Warning: Once you realize they don’t even need dirt, it’s all over. You’re hooked.

👉 Float one into your cart today—your space (and air) will thank you.

Caudiciform Plants

Chunky, Funky, and Full of Secret Sass

Meet the plants that look like they came from a distant planet—or at least a fantasy novel. Caudiciforms, also known as "fat plants," are the ultimate oddballs of the plant world. With swollen, lumpy, and totally lovable bases (aka caudexes), they store water like desert camels and flaunt shapes that make collectors double-take and ask, “What is that?”

They’re weird. They’re wonderful. They’re your new obsession.

Whether you're into bonsai-esque Dioscoreas that look like turtle shells with an attitude problem, or twisted desert lollipops like Adeniums and Fockeas, this collection is for the bold-hearted plant nerd who lives for the rare and bizarre.

⚠️ Side Effects: Extreme attachment. You might name them. You might talk to them. We’re not judging.

🌵 Bonus: They thrive on neglect and praise. Mostly neglect.

Rare caudiciforms vanish fast—like, blink-and-it’s-gone fast.

👉 Snag a chunky little plant pal today and join the cult of the caudex!

Rare and Unique Plants

One-of-a-Kind Finds for the Wild at Heart

You’re not basic, and your plants shouldn’t be either. Welcome to Rare & Unique, where the weird, the wonderful, and the “wait—what is that?!” come to thrive. From lumpy caudiciforms that look like they time-traveled from a prehistoric swamp, to succulents so rare they make other plants jealous, this is the treasure trove your inner collector dreams about.

These aren’t your grandma’s grocery store succulents. These are the divas of the desert, the rebels of the rock garden, the misfits that thrive on being different. Whether you're hunting for a gnarly Dioscorea that looks like a tortoise shell with attitude, or a cactus that throws flowers like confetti at a botanical rave—this is your VIP section.

⚠️ Warning: Addictive plant behavior ahead. Once you go rare, you don’t go back.

Snag them before they ghost—our rare finds don’t hang around long. (And no, we can’t convince them to stay.)

👉 Get your plant nerd on. Start collecting now.

New Arrivals

Fresh Picks, Hot Drops, and Instant Obsessions

Hold onto your watering cans—our newest plant babies have just landed, and they’re ready to steal the spotlight (and probably your heart). From rare cactus cuties to carnivorous creepers and weird-but-wonderful succulents, our New Arrivals section is where the magic just hit the shelf.

These are the VIPs of the plant world—freshly rooted, full of personality, and absolutely not here for long. Whether you're hunting for your next rare caudiciform crush, a splashy Aeonium you’ve never seen before, or something that just makes your plant shelf do a happy dance, this is where the treasure hunt begins.

🚨 Bonus: We only bring in small batches. Once they’re gone, it’s ugly-cry-into-your-soil-level gone.

Collectors know: the early bird gets the weird, rare, and wonderful.

👉 Snag your faves before someone else adds them to their cart—because plant love waits for no one.

Aeoniums

Rosettes With Serious Attitude

Aeoniums are not your average succulents. These rosette rockstars are bold, architectural, and just the right amount of dramatic. With colors that shift like mood rings and shapes that could outshine a designer bouquet, Aeoniums don’t just grow—they strut.

Whether you’re eyeing the deep, moody tones of Zwartkop, the pastel swirl of Kiwi, or the alien vibes of Medusa, these plants bring major main-character energy to your collection. They're low-maintenance, high-impact, and guaranteed to make your other plants jealous.

🌦️ Bonus: They love a little drama—cool weather, light rain, and even some neglect just make them more fabulous.

Rare varieties go fast—because collectors know a stunner when they see one.

👉 Treat yourself to an Aeonium (or five) and level up your succulent game now!

Pitcher Plants

Bug Traps with Bite—and Style

Looking for a plant that pulls double duty as décor and a pest control system? Say hello to our pitcher plants—nature’s sassiest bug-eating beauties. These carnivorous charmers lure in insects like a botanical femme fatale and digest them with the grace of a tiny green monster. It’s part science project, part jungle drama, and 100% awesome.

These plants don’t just survive—they perform. With vibrant pitchers that look like designer goblets and personalities that scream “do not disturb,” they’re the drama queens your windowsill has been waiting for.

Whether you’re a seasoned carnivorous collector or a curious newbie ready to dance with danger, this is your portal to the weird and wild.

🪰 Bonus: Flies, gnats, and other freeloaders? Consider them evicted.

Grab your pitcher before they’re picked off. (Seriously—they disappear faster than a gnat near a hungry Nepenthes.)

👉 Shop now and unleash your inner mad plant scientist.

Sundews

Sticky, Sparkly, and Savage

Don’t be fooled by the glitter—these plants are lethal. Sundews may look like dewdrop-covered fairy plants, but they’re actually silent assassins with a taste for bugs. Each leaf is a glistening trap, covered in sticky tentacles that shine in the sun and spell doom for unsuspecting gnats. It’s like a spa day... that ends in digestion.

These are the divas of the carnivorous world—glamorous, graceful, and just a little bit gruesome. Perfect for collectors, bug-haters, or anyone who wants a plant that doubles as pest control with pizzazz.

🪄 Bonus: They shimmer like they’re ready for the red carpet. And then they eat the paparazzi.

Sundews sell out fast—like, gnat-caught-on-a-glue-fast.

👉 Snag your sparkly little bug-slayer today and add some drama to your plant shelf!

Venus Flytraps

The Sassiest Snap in the Plant Kingdom

Think your houseplants have personality? Meet the Venus Flytrap—the sassy, snappy, bug-munching icon that doesn’t just sit there looking pretty. With jaws like a horror movie villain and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel, these little green gladiators are equal parts science fiction and leafy entertainment.

They don’t just catch bugs—they clap back. One wrong move from a fly, and it’s lights out. It’s like nature invented a plant just to say, “I’m not here to photosynthesize and make friends.”

Perfect for curious kids, bold collectors, and anyone who’s ever wanted a plant with bite, our flytraps are feisty, fabulous, and shockingly easy to care for (as long as you don’t feed them cheeseburgers).

🦟 Warning: Watching them in action is habit-forming. Bugs won’t stand a chance.

Don’t wait—these snap-happy stars sell out fast.

👉 Add a Venus Flytrap to your cart and start your carnivorous collection today!

Brewed & Rooted

Where Caffeine Meets Chlorophyll

Wake up and smell the potting soil—this collection is for the plant parent who starts the day with a strong brew and even stronger opinions. Brewed & Rooted blends your love of leafy greens with your dependency on dark roast, featuring mugs, kitchen gear, and cheeky essentials that know how to pour it and throw shade.

Whether you're whispering sweet nothings to your carnivorous plants or giving side-eye over your morning espresso, this collection has your vibe covered: caffeinated, cultivated, and just a little bit chaotic.

Leaf Me Alone Couture

For the introverted plant lovers who wear sarcasm like a badge (and probably talk to their Drosera more than people).

This collection is all about cozy isolation, leafy judgment, and just the right amount of shade. From tees that say “no thanks” louder than words to sweatshirts perfect for ghosting social plans in style, Leaf Me Alone Couture is your go-to wardrobe for thriving in solitude—with a touch of dirt and a lot of attitude.

Because sometimes the only thing you want to be around... is your plants.